A Bikini-Clad Woman Lounging On Your Desktop. The Bikini Phone Is A Totally Functional Landline Device Shaped Moulded And Colored To Look Like The Torso Of A Baywatch Babe. Tickle Her Belly When You Dial, Coz Thats Where The Keypad Is. And When You Lift The Receiver To Talk, You Will Be Rendering The Poor Girl Topless. Now That?S An Incentive To Go To Work If Ever There Was One.